RANT #1 of 2005
Hey! Hey! Hey! It's a whole new year! WHEE! I
had a good break. How about you? Don't care. Hee, hee. Awesome Christmas for me! Got Digital
Camera, 2 real theatre Harry Potter posters... FROM England! AHHH! SQUEE! Sooo happy! Can you tell?
I saw The Phantom of the Opera! Yay! It was incredible. Although I went to a Christmas Party at Barb's
house (which was fun) and she said that it wasn't incredible; it was good. Barb said that if Christine made you cry
THEN, and only then, was it incredible. Although, it wasn't really fair because I haven't seen the Broadway Production
so I had nothing to compare the movie to. New Topic! My family and I rented house in the mountains with
another family with a 17 year-old guy and a 8 year-old boy. The 17 year-old (Joe) was really nice. Get your mind
out of the gutter! Geez! New Topic! Hey, the words new topic sound like the words Hot Topic which means
my favorite store. Yay! Anyway, I also went dog sledding. It was fun. Yay. The dogs were sooo
cute and sooo sweet. I also saw Meet the Fockers! OMG, I have never seen anything more funny in my life!
The dog humps everything including the cat's butt. Hee, hee. Very funny. The baby learns how to say ASShole!
Must go, BYE!!!
Gum Goes Pop,
Brie Gallagher
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RANT #2
WHAT DO YOU WANT, BITCH???!!! HEE,
HEE. YES, IT BE ME!!!! BWWE!!! (THAT'S BABY TAWK FOR BRIE). I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT THE BITCH THING...
SORT OF. AHHH, NO DON'T KILL ME!!! WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE. ANYWAY, I AM SOOO
HUNGWY (BABY TAWK FOR HUNGRY). WHY DO THEY MAKE US WAIT SO FRICKIN' LONG FOR LUNCH ON WEDNESDAYS?! I'M STARVIN'
HERE! WHAA! K, SO, IT'S SNOWING. AND GUESS WHAT... NO SNOW DAY! NOT EVEN A LATE START!!!
WHAT A DING-DONG, FREAKIN' SURPRISE. WHAA! I GET TO GO SHOPPING TONIGHT! SQUEE! I AM GOING TO BUY
SOME THINGS FOR MY LITTLE SECOND COUSIN (ALEX) AND THEN BUY SOME STUFF FOR ME (LAURA). YAY!!! MY SISTER ("YOU
LITTLE BRAT") IS COMING TOO. THEN! WE ARE GOING TO SEE A MOVIE. DON'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE, ALEX IS GOING TO
PICK IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK COWS ARE THINKING? DO YOU THINK THEY THINK OR DO YOU THINK THEY DON'T THINK AND JUST SIT
THERE? MAYBE WHEN WE AREN'T LOOKING THEN THEY ARE THINKING AND GOING TO SCHOOL TO LEARN TO THINK. DO YOU THINK
THEY THINK ABOUT THE ANSWER TO 2+2? MAYBE THEY THINK ABOUT THINKING ABOUT THE ANSWER TO 2+2. HMMM... WELL, MUST
GO, BYE!!!
GUM GOES POP,
Brie Gallagher
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